Picture the scene, theres two youth workers chatting together at a conference, and you’re listening in to their conversation, I would put a fair wage on none of these statements being mentioned by either of them:
1. Your sabbatical is coming up, what are you planning to do?
2. I’m off next week for my annually organised cpd to help me on my designated career progression training programme.
3. Oh yes, there’s a problem with the damp in my flat, but I can ring the diocese and they’ll sort it.
4. It’s great that the church decided to keep me on instead of the vicar, showed real pioneering spirit and value of young people.
5. Oh good, nothing energises me more than the thought of obtaining funding for my own salary.
6. Nowadays, there’s just so much positivity about young people in the press.
7. I love the security of my role.
8. Nothing pleases me more than trying to justify my job as a youthworker and try and get young people to attend church (or an employment programme)
9. Working in this denomination _______________, they really know how to support their lay youthworkers and provide sustainability.
10. I was so pleased that my church or organisation gave me a £100 budget to spend on books for myself, and continued it even when money was tight.
11. Its great that when i have a problem with my management i can chat with a union rep.
12. Honestly I have so many volunteers I don’t know what to do with them all.
13. Writing funding bids really is the highlight of my year
14. Administration, I’m given loads of time for this.
15. Do you know what, im pretty sure Ive got all the DVDs ill ever need
16. Theres nothing better than reading Shakespeare or Jane Austen to inspire my youthwork practice
17. It never ceases to amaze me how many people respond positively to my youthworker communication letter.
18. Shawshank Redemption, now theres a crap film.
19. No, actually I dont drink coffee (sorry, but i know there are a few non coffee drinking youthworkers)
20. Im just so encouraged to see each local school and church re-order itself around the needs and gifts of children and young people.
Ok, so may be a few are far fetched and portray the inner frustrated dreamer in me, and yes Satire may well be the last known tool of the powerless. And this may be just that, a little sunday evening Satire. Yet, at this time, youthworkers are probably placed in the most powerless than they have ever been, and as my previous post suggested that although on a better footing, youthworkers have never been in positions of power. So, maybe satire it is one of the best ways to see the lighter side of being a youthworker.